一则英语小故事100词以内 带翻译 幽默或有寓意.单词最好简单一点

顾客：小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员：别担心,先生,不是很烫!A :Watch out!Your thumbs in my soup!B:Dont worry Sir its not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上.“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”Awaiterbringsthecustomerthesteakheorderedwithhisthumboverthemeat.A:Are you crazy? yelled the customer ,with your hand on my steak?What answers the waiter You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡?先生.第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员：两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?B:Waiter: Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:Ill have tea.C:2nd customer: Me too and be sure the glass is clean!Waiter exits returnsB:Waiter: Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶.服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,A:Waiter whats this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它.A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!B:Dont worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里.A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!C:No sir thats a cockroach the fly is on your steak.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别让别人看见,先生,要不别人都要.A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!B:Keep it down sir or theyll all be wanting one.服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!我知道,先生,我们没有另收钱.A:Waiter theres a fly in my soup!C:Its OK Sir theres no extra charge!服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!对不起,先生,我弄走那三个时忘了这个.A:Waiter there is a fly in my soup!B:Sorry sir maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.服务员,汤里有只死苍蝇!是的,先生,是开水杀死了它们.A:Waiter theres a dead fly in my soup!C:Yes sir its the hot water that kills them